Score: 8

"A swell game"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: August 17, 2009

Fun game, but it's not like there isn't a billion of these already. I like the store system and the art's real nice looking, but it's just not that original of an idea. Nevertheless it was done well and had me playing for a good while

Score: 10

"YES."

submission: You Only Live Once

date: August 6, 2009

I fucking love the recent surge of these sort of avante-garde parody games, I had this exact idea recently and I'm so glad someone else made it. I was so delighted when I refreshed the page and was still dead. Funny shit!!

Score: 4

"Wtf?"

submission: Metal Gill Jawesome

date: July 24, 2009

What... the hell? Am I hallucinating? Is this a nightmare?

I don't know why you'd recreate a cartoon shot for shot like this but it's a pretty damn badiful idea :S

Score: 10

"CONGRATULATIONS FOREVER"

submission: Upgrade Complete!

date: June 17, 2009

Jesus fucking christ. I laughed so fucking hard at the end.

I was just having a conversation yesterday about how annoying games are on Newgrounds when they're too complicated with upgrades. I also had a conversation the day before how there aren't enough funny games, and today I find this ultimately hilarious game that lampoons just about everything about games in general.

The "satisfying end screen" took the cake and now I'm wheezing from laughing too hard. Well fucking done, I loved this.

Score: 10

":DDDDD"

submission: Run, Darnell, Run!

date: May 5, 2009

Congrats on winning first place, this really was the best one. Come on, I don't have to say anything else.

Score: 8

"A classic"

submission: Planet Runner

date: February 24, 2009

Lol at the people below, who don't even know what it's a remake of. I used to play this game so damn much when I was a kid, I'll never get the music out of my head. That's the only thing I'd change, to put in more catchy music than big blue. Also he goes a little too slow without holding up. Otherwise, really close remake!

Score: 10

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

submission: The Final Act

date: February 24, 2009

I'm not even sure if that was meant to be funny, but I laughed because it was just so creative. Great 3D animation, short and sweet, poor old mime.

Score: 10

"meat boil"

submission: Meat Boy

date: February 17, 2009

Frustrating enough to make me stop playing for a while but fun and challenging enough to make me come back over and over to try and finish what I couldn't before. It's kinda bullshit that if a hair of you touches the water, you're dead, which happens alot. Overall though, it's a really fun well designed game with good music. And hard.

Score: 8

"Cute"

submission: From Player to Playa

date: January 27, 2009

Hahah I liked this. It's just so dorky. It's adorable.

Score: 10

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

submission: Retro Xmas

date: December 25, 2008

I loved it. The ending was so fucking hilarious I just woke up my 93 year old grandma laughing at it. HAPPY HANNUKAH!