Ukinojoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jerry and The Closet]

Hahaha, good one

I really liked it, better than the first. I'm glad this one didn't go on for a really long time.

What I thought was great was how when the closet was shown it was both funny and scary at the same time. I jumped but then I laughed my ass off. It was.. an interesting.. new.. feeling. Very nice artwork. Bravo.

[ParodyRangersTheMovie 1-2]

I don't really get why

I mean.. to an extent I respect what you're doing here with this, making a flash movie this big and long, but I don't get why it should be this. So far it's the exact same movie as the real thing with added one-liners, characters swearing, names changed, etc. Stuff will seem like jokes until I realize they're just more references to the show or something. What I don't get is why you picked the power rangers movie, something so culturally irrelevant now and forgettable, it's like if you had to write an essay about Napoleon you'd choose to write about what his horse had for breakfast. NOT to say this can't be a funny subject, I'm so optimistic I think even the worst ideas ever wrapped in 200 cliches can still be hilarious if done right, but I just don't think this makes the cut. Granted, it's much better than the 3rd cartoon, in which every joke was rapid-fire 4chan references that aren't funny.

The voices and character acting are decent, but the drawings aren't. Once in a while there'll be some interesting or funny looking animation, but doesn't have a great effect because it's lazily or sloppily drawn. I hate to nitpick at something like the poster, but I think its composition is just bad, the title is almost unreadable and Meat's arm is just awkwardly floating in the center. To say the least, your drawings need improvement, which is something I've seen you get better at but you still have lots of instances where your characters aren't constructed properly. You use alot of cheats and cut corners in the drawings of your animations, I notice because I'm guilty of them too. Try not to exchange quality for quantity, even in a flash cartoon. I hope you find this review helpful because I think you have potential but aren't applying yourself to get better.

[All I Need]

Andrew K!!

I love this one, I also remember seeing a teaser for this a long time ago. Your stuff is really impressive, it's too bad you usually slip under the radar around here.

[Superfly: Bongzai!]

HAHAHA

I Loled when the organs fly away and the intestines start shitting.

[Madness: Bar Brawl]

Fantastic

I really love this. the animation's real smooth and fun looking. I forgot to write a review earlier, WHOOPS!

Nogfish responds:

:D thanks

[Having A Wonderful Time]

Lol, this is awesome.

I didn't realize this submission was on Newgrounds. I think it's one of my favorite things you've done, I lost it when he started stabbing people.

[SMALL]

Nice

I like the animation and love the concept, but I feel like you could've elaborated more on the idea. It's a bit short, and I feel like you could have gone into all the other contrasts (I thought it was gonna zoom in and show another tiny guy on the guy's back or something.)

MorrowDays responds:

Yeah that would have been another route to go... with it zooming in instead of out, I hadn't thought of that!

the trouble with making it longer is that continuing it from a zoom in or out would have gotten repetitive quickly.

I was thinking of zooming out, and the zooming that circle out and another and another and another all in the space of like, 6 seconds, which also could have been cool.

thanks for the suggestions, I'm making a note of them :)

Moro

[sprite or not to sprite?]

Cool

Haha, that was good. It's cool that you're moving on. I like how the newspaper Lorem Ipsum was Never Gonna Let you Down lyrics, and some sections were upside down. I'm a sucker for freeze frame gags.

I didn't realize sprites and doing them/not doing them is such a moral decision?? There's really a "Sprite Community"? Wtf now?

[Smiley -Battle for Smokes]

Not bad, but I'm beginning to see a pattern..

..that you're totally fucked up. You know?

Oney responds:

Maybe :O

[The Great Mushroom Chase]

That was the best sprite movie I've ever seen

Seriously, because, I really hate them so much. They're the reason I stopped going to Newgrounds around 2000. I know for a fact that they don't HAVE to suck, but it's really just so rare that they don't. This on the other hand, had good visuals, timing, was fun to watch and it didn't bore or infuriate me. Well done!