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The Invisible Stenographer/FRUC YOU, CORN part 2

Posted by Ukinojoe - September 15th, 2008

I have reached a new level of laziness, or multitasking you will. I have found a way to write a blog entry while playing Castle crashers. I have hired a ghostwriter to write my VERY very important blog entries while I crash some VERY very important castles. My lovely new stenographer, who is named Ms. Dragon Naturallyspeaking, is really really awesome and you should check it out. it's been around a while but I just found out about it recently. It's technically made for people who have no hands but like to write blog entries anyway, I guess I could justify using it by saying that my hands are tied tied up, fighting... castles. There is definitely a good amount of editing you have to do afterward and especially proofreading because it never comes out perfect no matter how you say it, but enough voice training will keep errors and mistakes from being too often. I think the coolest thing about this is that now I can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious without actually typing it because I have no idea how to spell it.but anyway enough showing off how cool the future is, let me try to follow up what I was saying in my last blog entry, assuming anyone read it.


It's been a week since I stopped eating high fructose corn syrup,and I would say that the results are inspiring, but also a little disturbing. One of the first things I noticed, was that I would get headaches at night. These headaches would hardly be relieved from taking ibuprofen, and it would sometimes be hard getting to sleep. Several days after the initial date, it stopped hurting so much until they finally went away. It was weird, because I knew that drinking some soda would make my headache go away, but I resisted like a person trying to be rehabilitated off of a drug. I think soda itself might just be an important thing to avoid, if not for the HFCS, then for all the caffeine, sodium, and artificial ingredients that are in it. I used to be addicted to Hawaiian Punch, I knew it didn't taste good but I couldn't stop drinking it. There is some really high tech mumbo-jumbo involved with opiates that explains why that is and you've probably heard it from some doctor like guy before. As far as I know almost all sweeteners are addictive and it's not even until after you've broke some of that addiction that you realize you're not drinking it for the flavor, you are drinking it for the addiction. That's the disturbing part, this stuff doesn't even taste good. We just can't stop eating it.

I've noticed that when I wake up in the morning, I don't feel as shitty as I used to up. I still feel dehydrated sometimes but not nearly as much. All I really have been drinking in the past week is water, coffee, orange juice, and diet soda, and it seems to be working out for me pretty well. The diet soda, I want to eventually replace with Jones soda, which is actually pretty hard to find here on Long Island. I live right near a supermarket but you can't get them there Jesus Christ, insane mode is ridiculous.

Anyway, I got to wrap this up soon, it's getting really late. I want to say that I think it's a good idea to avoid high fructose corn syrup, if you're in to causes its a good thing to get involved in, and if you're not into causes like me, you're doing yourself a favor by keeping that junk out of your body. Go to Trader Joe's, cut out soda, grow your own food, whatever you do, make sure you look at the label before you buy it. And that's pretty much all I have to say.


So now, now that HFCS is out of my system (hehe) onto cartoons. Uh, don't know yet. I have several madness Day ideas, this other one was a mix between madness and tankmen (MADMEN. hurr.) Madness has penis jokes, Tankmen has penis jokes, I figured they'd mesh together so well. Time is running out, so still don't know what's gonna happen with that. I think it has the potential of being funny, just like every other stupid uninspired idea of mine, but I'm so bad at writing for both of those concepts so I don't think I can put anything together soon enough. I just think it's funny that no one's done it before. I really want to do a political cartoon and begin an original series, but I am not sure if I'm really at that point yet in terms of experience. When I think of these big series-like ideas I always get ahead of myself and treat it like it's some kind of Hollywood movie. That's pretty much why all I can churn out for now is goofy parodies and borderline trippy music videos. I guess we'll see what the future will hold, soon enough.

I had a little Gwonzlum, I made him out of clay...

The Invisible Stenographer/FRUC YOU, CORN part 2

Comments (1)

First comment lol

Your MADMEN cartoon should be set in the 1950's and be about advertising. That would be great.