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Ukinojoe

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stfu jesus

At first I thought it was a little confusing because the graphics are very basic, but when I realized those guys attacking me weren't powerups I realized this game had some good design, and got pretty into it! Nice job!

AbdullahAlsayed responds:

Thanks Ukinojoe, I'm happy that you liked it!

I loved this game! It reminded me of "Ruff's Bone" for CD-ROM.

I got a bug and couldn't continue but I refreshed and started over and it worked fine that time.

I thought the voices were really funny.

KikiGames responds:

Thanks for not giving up!!! :)

A swell game

Fun game, but it's not like there isn't a billion of these already. I like the store system and the art's real nice looking, but it's just not that original of an idea. Nevertheless it was done well and had me playing for a good while

YES.

I fucking love the recent surge of these sort of avante-garde parody games, I had this exact idea recently and I'm so glad someone else made it. I was so delighted when I refreshed the page and was still dead. Funny shit!!

CONGRATULATIONS FOREVER

Jesus fucking christ. I laughed so fucking hard at the end.

I was just having a conversation yesterday about how annoying games are on Newgrounds when they're too complicated with upgrades. I also had a conversation the day before how there aren't enough funny games, and today I find this ultimately hilarious game that lampoons just about everything about games in general.

The "satisfying end screen" took the cake and now I'm wheezing from laughing too hard. Well fucking done, I loved this.

A classic

Lol at the people below, who don't even know what it's a remake of. I used to play this game so damn much when I was a kid, I'll never get the music out of my head. That's the only thing I'd change, to put in more catchy music than big blue. Also he goes a little too slow without holding up. Otherwise, really close remake!

meat boil

Frustrating enough to make me stop playing for a while but fun and challenging enough to make me come back over and over to try and finish what I couldn't before. It's kinda bullshit that if a hair of you touches the water, you're dead, which happens alot. Overall though, it's a really fun well designed game with good music. And hard.

Cool

I really liked it, Really fun, and, insightful. The part about going to Ohio was hilarious.

Great game!

This game was great, it's real original. What I think would've made it more fun was if errors subtracted time instead of points, but I guess it works either way.

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